Thanks to some help from @mdy on Twitter, Google analytics finally works on this blog.
In case you don't know, analytics allow you to tell how well read your blog is, how many unique pageviews you've had, the average time on the site, etc.
If you're having trouble setting up analytics on your blogger blog, check out this website. It was @mdy 's suggestion, and it made all the difference.
Thank you Twitter, mdy and Andy Wibbels--now this blog has measurement!